This LatinHeat with DarkTreat pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is

Today All Members

entered into on the _______(DD/MM/YY) by ___________ (fill in name).

This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles:

1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening..

4. None of that "lovemaking" crap -- only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you're from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted.

8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay -- don't be offended.

11. No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.

12. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

13. Doggie style is the preferred position -- the less eye contact, the better.

14. Condoms (preferable), bareback (optional).

15. Bring your own drink -- I am not a liquor store.

16. No phone use, please -- I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.

17. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's paying... you pay this time, I pay next.

18. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.

19. Must Be the 21 or Older to Party. ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!

* Extra tip for successful booty calls: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to

change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void, and you will then be removed from the Freakaleek

ARC List and deleted from phone memory and e-mail list. In otherwords, you will be blocked from all communications until you understand the rules.

Participating Party: initial by Signing date below Today

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